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Mike was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and
had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming camping
trip because his wife wouldn't let him go.

After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks
from his fellow 4X4 friends Mike left to go back home to his wife.

When Mike's friends started arriving to set up camp
the following week who should be there but Mike sitting up
in front of his truck, tent up , fishing rod in hand, camp
oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.

"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go
Mike?"

"I didn't have to" was Mike's reply.

"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down
in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrow s. Then my wife
snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, surprise!!

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a
beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me
into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever
you want."

So Here I am!
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